Shaq’s Superman birthday cake on TNT

Shaq’s Superman birthday cake on TNT

In case you missed Shaq’s “Black Pat Riley” t-shirt…

In case you missed Shaq’s “Black Pat Riley” t-shirt…

On last night’s Inside the NBA… this. happened.

Animated GIF: Shaq dances in his underpants

I was nervous Mommy, I’m sorry.
Shaq (after his mother called him out at his press conference for talking too fast)
“In light of today, I am retiring all of my nicknames — The Big Aristotle, Shaq-fu, The Big Shamrock, The Big Cactus, The Diesel and finally, the one and only original, never to be duplicated or replicated, Superman. So from now on, so from now on, you guys can call me The Big AARP, Association for the Advancement of Retired Persons.”

“In light of today, I am retiring all of my nicknames — The Big Aristotle, Shaq-fu, The Big Shamrock, The Big Cactus, The Diesel and finally, the one and only original, never to be duplicated or replicated, Superman. So from now on, so from now on, you guys can call me The Big AARP, Association for the Advancement of Retired Persons.”

Animated GIF: Shaq does the cabbage patch

During ESPN’s The Association, Shaq does the cabbage patch after the Celtics steal a win in Philly.

via GreenStreet.WEEI.com - Shaq blames it on the sleet

Grizzly Adams arrives at the TD Garden