What they really said during that press conference… 5/9/2011 edition
Editor’s note: I’ve run out of jokes about checkered shirts. Captions it is, then.
“Grmple khlrdr verst.” Translation: “Tersely talking through your palm is a new language I invented. Mambanese.”
“I’ve enjoyed playin’ ya’ll like fiddles. Peace out bitches.” Y
“We found Jason Bourne. He had six passports and a gun and is pretending to have amnesia.”
Dirk: “Honestly all I can think about right now is cheese and pepperoni.”
Jason: “I’m feeling an overwhelming urge to shoot this microphone through that lady’s hoop earring.”
“Smoove came. Smoove saw. Smoove conquered. Any questions?”
“Yes. There was, in fact, a checkered shirt memo.”
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