“There’s a reason I play Hansbrough and McRoberts a lot of minutes.” #buzzcut #dopplegangers

“Repeat after me: Tib…eh… doe.” #stop #lisping

“I smirk, therefore I won.” #winning #therealwarlock

“I shall call him… Mini-me.” #Awwww #Mama

“J. Rich out. Zaza out. My work here is done. Good day, sir. I said, GOOD DAY!” #myelbowsarelikemystripes #goingineverydirection

“I didn’t call the bank even though I’m dressed like a bank teller. I’m pretty sure the bank is closed.” #coldblooded

“I’m starting a brand new fashion trend… checkered shirts.”

“I’m starting a brand new fashion trend… Huh? Yes, checkered shirts. How did you know?” #copycats #dejavu

“Why do I wear funeral clothes to every game? Well, I’m mourning the contracts of Rashard Lewis and Gilbert Arenas and will be for a very long fucking time.” #CuzImKeepinItReal #Murray #Clueless