April 2011
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TBJ: How to dress like Amar’e Stoudemire →
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What your post-game press conference says about...
“In South America, we let our chest hairs breathe. Huh? Europe, you say?”
“Square Dance couture, rainbow brite edition.”
“Can we hurry this up? I have to raid a crack den later with the other feds.”
“I couldn’t get past security in street clothes.”
“Junior accountant by day, coach by night.” #haveyouseenmycalculator
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What your post-game press conference outfit says...
“In Europe South America, we let our chest hairs breathe.”
“It’s called Square Dance couture. My stylist, the Farmer and the Dell, turned me on to it.”
“In America, we hide our chest hairs like they robbed a bank.”
“Tie and hanky from the Angry Birds Rio collection.”
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What your post-game press conference outfit says...
“I only own this one shirt.” #looksfamiliar
“Don’t you want to zoom in on us so you can show our names? Oh, you don’t know our names…” #whosthatdude
“I could have you killed. Yes, you.”
“Privately auditioning for Dancing with the Stars.”
“This tie is obviously subliminal.” #bringontheLakers
“I’d...
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The Credits Roll on New York's NBA Season →
K.G. roaming around the yard in his unwashed bathrobe… Ha.
But for the playoffs, Boston stood in the way, and the Celtics are an inexperienced team’s nightmare. They’re a basketball version of Walter Matthau: saggy, cantankerous, frustrating, impossible. During the regular season, the Celtics like to roam around the yard in an unwashed bathrobe, muttering at the birds and...
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What your post-game press conference outfit says...
“There’s a reason I play Hansbrough and McRoberts a lot of minutes.” #buzzcut #dopplegangers
“Repeat after me: Tib…eh… doe.” #stop #lisping
“I smirk, therefore I won.” #winning #therealwarlock
“I shall call him… Mini-me.” #Awwww #Mama
“J. Rich out. Zaza out. My work here is done. Good day, sir. I said, GOOD...
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“Damn, I’m big. I must be scaring people sometimes.
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I’m...”
– Kendrick Perkins circa 2007
Deadspin.com: How These Two White Guys Wound Up In This Kendrick Perkins Family Photo
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What your post-game press conference outfit says...
“In my closet, color is outlawed like the Burgermeister Meisterburger’s toys.”
“This depressing gray sweater is a symbol of my broken heart.” #emo #PerksBFF
“There was a 50% off sale at Stan Van Gundy’s cat burglar boutique.”
“In the navy, yes you can sail the seven seas. In the navy, yes you can put your mind at ease.”...
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MVPs off the court →
Although the regular season is over, that doesn’t mean anyone is slacking off in the style stakes. The playoffs are the Oscars red-carpet season of pro basketball. With fewer teams, higher-profile games and more postgame interviews, wardrobe scrutiny is more intense than ever — which is why Wade has some surprises up his custom-made sleeve.
“We’re going with even more colorful...
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What your post-game press conference outfit says...
“My plum Snuggie rocks a killer zippered arm pocket for storing my Dungeons & Dragons cheat sheet.”
“Hitting the pep rally after this, bro.”
“Scoring machine by day, pint-sized fashion model by night.”
“Heyyyyy Laurrrrra…” #Urkel
“I told Melo, if you’re going to cop my steeze with the Urkel specs, I’m going to...
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Best NBA Highlight Of The Year: J.R. Smith vs.... →
I’m gonna have to go with J.R. Smith’s dunk for the following reasons:
J.R. is awesome on a stick
Melo’s head nod still cracks me up
Wade dunked over my guy Perk - not cool
Someday Griffin will do a triple twisting arabian double tuck somersault with one hand covering his eyes dunk and we’ll all feel pretty stupid if we picked this one as the best prematurely
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“I think this is what our guys have been playing for all year. You know, when you...”
– Doc Rivers
Playoffs baby. Bring it on.
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LOL of the day...
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“I want him to know at all times he can trust me. If he takes my man, I’m going...”
– Kendrick Perkins (on teaming up w/Serge Ibaka)
NewsOK.com: Kendrick Perkins providing leadership that some said he couldn’t
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“Hell, I’m going to say it. I probably shouldn’t, but I call it coach’s porn. We...”
– Doc Rivers 